I finished going through Bill’s box today and came to a horrible conclusion. My fourty quid negative scanner is not up to the job of reproducing these pictures at all. Basically, everything it does is on auto, so this tiny stupid box decides how much light to shine through the negative and spits some pixels into my computer that barely even look like the original slide. It’s so frustrating holding the slide to light and seeing so many tiny details and beautiful colours, only to see it completely mangled by my scanner. The photo above is one such ruined picture. You can see Bill taking the photo, and Norma eating a cake in the refection on the window, but all the ornaments are over-exposed and lack detail, something that is not there on the original slide, it’s gorgeous.
I would seriously get better results taking photos of the negatives with my digital camera, but I don’t want to be messing around taping people’s old slides to my window. I’m not particularly butterfingered, but it would just be typical that I’d drop them, then the dog would stand on them with soiled paws, then eat them, them poo them out, then stand on them again. Then do more poo on them.
At first I thought I was being pedantic but putting up pixelized, rubbish pictures chewed up and ruined by computers is completely defeating the object of the project. What started out as an experiment in lowbrow and nackered, uncared for negatives has turned into something else; just because Bill tried to throw his slides away doesn’t mean they aren’t priceless to the rest of his family, or his pictures interesting or beautiful enough to be appreciated by people who never even knew him.
So, I’ve had to plea for help, something I hate doing because I despise thinking I might be inconveniencing someone. Luckily one of my best friends, the lovely, Russian Doll collecting, vintage ballgown swishing Alex Bloundele, is going out with photo nerd called Jason Hynes; he has some very good work and just co-curated a great analog based exhibition in Middlesbrough (where putting on ANY kind of exhibition is difficult, unless it’s about steel, or the football club). He has a proper, un-embarrassing negative scanner and helped me out when I got some negatives from a lovely lady called Caroline; they were an odd format and too big to go in my CRAP SCANNER THAT I HATE!!
So, he might be on board. He also might not, in which case, I don’t know what to do. I need to concentrate on Uni come October, hell I SHOULD be concentrating on it now. So getting a negative scanner with my loan will be too late. I suppose I could max my overdraft, but I already did that once for the Mac. And I owe my Nana hundreds too. BALLS.
Either way, check him out. If you like photos of hotel rooms, strangers and objects you will be jealous of his skills.
http://www.jasonhynes.com/
http://www.flickr.com/groups/pistolandfur/
http://pistolandfur.tumblr.com/